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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}

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{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}

{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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